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Escaping Reality

May 21, 2013

Escaping Reality cuffsEscaping Reality was my first published novel coming out in July 2005. I knew little about publishing, and apparently less than I should about the art of writing. I was soon given pages of typos, although I didn’t regard some of them as such. My wayward brain has a lot to answer for. Anyway, Adventure Books of Seattle have decided the story is adventurous enough for them to use and have released it today as a Kindle ebook.

The artwork is by John F Keane

The story is inspired by the 1960s TV series THE FUGITIVE starring David Janssen only set in Northern England and Amsterdam. It is a humorous thriller as the fugitive often has to rely on his wit and sense of humour to overcome adversity.
For US Kindle owners http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CWOU3YK
And in the UK http://www.amazon.co.uk/Escaping-Reality-ebook/dp/B00CWOU3YK/

When originally published the Cumbrian Police raided several public houses in Maryport because the drug underground scene there is outlined in the book, even though the characters and story is ficitonal!

I’ll add links to the book’s story and pictures when I’ve updated my webpage. A taste of it is here http://www.geoffnelder.com/ERinfo.htm

I can’t get enough…

May 10, 2013
Valetta, Malta

Valetta, Malta

…of being in Malta. From May 2 to 9th my wife and I holidayed at the Preluna Hotel, Sliema for the third – possibly fourth time. It’s on a magnicently paved shoreline and while we stroll along it, the locals are jogging, speed-walking or walking like us. I am thinking of plot lines while my wife talks to me. I nod but, honestly I am really listening too. She made me leave the laptop behind in Chester for the first time. That’s okay, it’s only a week and I had books to read such as Alastair Reynold’s Space Revelation, Vernor Vinge’s Fire Upon The Deep and Michael Summers’ The is Shop – more on those later. In spite of the reading I did get writerly withdraw symptoms after three days and so we took the ferry to the island of Gozo. It’s so laid back, picturesque and deeply moving with its awful history. In 1551 pirates in the pay of the Ottoman empire abducted the entire population of Gozo and took them to Tripoli and Constantinople slave markets, except for those to infirm for the journey. Surely their spirits cry out for revenge and that’s where my magic realism fantasy novel, Xaghra’s Revenge comes in. I take two of the abducted and two contemporary people and play around with their histories and emotions. The reader experiences the slave trade of those days and the frisson when past and present collide. If you are a publisher and are interested then go speak to my agent Rebecca Pratt for a taster.

While in Malta I met author, John Bonello. He writes fantasies, among other genres, in Maltese and is enjoying success with his local publisher, Merlin.

There’s a second-hand bookshop in Chester on the City Walls – website is http://citywallsbooksandmusic.webs.com/ Michael Summers works there and has written a delightful and thought-provoking anthology of science fiction called The Is Shop. Only £4.50 plus p&p – contact him at the shop or via the website. The emphasis of the stories is on science so these are truly science fiction but with humour and characters to enjoy. The first story I admire a lot – The Is Shop in which a young recruit to the shop is mystified by the lack of stock and so much wordplay and intrigue. It’s a shop story like no other.

I have chosen Fire Upon the Deep by Vernor Vinge as my choice book for the Chester Library SF book group for later this year, so I had to read it! I chose it because I like the concept of the Technological Singularity coined by Vinge – ie that one day the artificial intelligence machines on Earth will be sufficiently savvy to take over and humans will be redundant. I asked another SF group which of Vinge’s ficiton does this well and they said Fire Upon the Deep although ironically it was published after his paper on the TS. Very intelligently written with two children as main characters – a nice touch for what are adult concepts. Group mentalities in aliens is something I have written too in various stories.

Revelation Space is also interesting but rather cliched and with contrived resolutions in my opinion. I’m glad I read it.

Saint Margaret’s Bastion in Malta and my wife

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1)      NEWS in 2013: Voted best SF of 2012 at P&E Readers Poll. Suppose amnesia was infectious? Thank goodness it isn’t but imagine the ramifications if it was. ARIA: LEFT LUGGAGE is the personal story of people, the breakdown of society and yet hope for the few who escaped. Click on this link to Geoff’s blog, which has details including Amazon e-book and paperback http://bit.ly/10VIRKY

ARIA is endorsed by luminaries such as Mike Resnick and Jon C Grimwood.

2)      5 * reviews for the ebook HOW TO WIN SHORT STORY COMPETITIONS. Co-authored by two experienced judges in a dialogue form and has great reviews (not written by us or our friends!) at

http://www.ideas4writers.co.uk/books/storycomps.php

3)      For something completely different try HOT AIR, an award-winning thriller based in England and the Mediterranean. A feisty woman witnesses a heinous crime from a hot air balloon. She’s abducted and kept in a watchtower on Mallorca until she escapes. A page turner on your Kindle at http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Air-ebook/dp/B0084OZL9E/

4)      SF mystery EXIT, PURSUED BY A BEE is exciting interest. Several unique concepts written in an accessible style with a feisty woman main character and with a beginning and end on Glastonbury Tor – festival and all. Paperback and now Kindle at

http://www.amazon.com/Exit-Pursued-Bee-ebook/dp/B001CQC9LY/

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Horror! Yet good.

December 14, 2012

Yes, The Horror Zine, edited by the delicious Jeani Rector has published a review of ARIA: Left Luggage. The review is wrtten by Dr Kevin Hillman and is here on The Horror Zine’s blog

http://www.thehorrorzine.com/ReviewFolder/AriaLeftLuggage/Luggage.html

Great that Kevin sees the subtleties in the story lines as well as the characterisation.

 

I popped into the Bluecoat Bookshop at 1, City Walls, Chester today and they’d sold a copy of ARIA this week. I have given them a few on sale or return. They are the only bricks and mortar shop to have all my fiction books on their shelves – even the now out of print Escaping Reality humorous thriller. I took my pay from them in children’s books to read to my grandchildren.

A strange experience on route home. The torrential rain obliged me to catch a bus home instead of walking. A potentially awkward bus ride lay ahead as it coincides with schools releasing the hordes. Sure enough th 16 to Saltney was packed with excited ‘it’s Friday’ pupils from Queen’s Park High School, Chester. I taught Geography and ICT there for 26 years, but left in 2002. As I scanned the faces of children filling up the seats and the laps of friends on seats, I found that although none of them knew me, I recognized at least a third of them! I could have nudged the girl sitting next to me and assuredly inform her of her surname and that I’d taught her older sister. Or… it could have been her mother – aaargh. Anyway, I am pleased to report that they were well behaved. Whoever it was that emptied the tray of Metro newspapers onto the floor near the door must have been from a different school. All that teaching of responsibility and behaviour to the previous generation obviously had a lasting legacy  – except for those Metros. I felt warmly pleased.

Women in sensible armour – or not.

October 24, 2012

A panel at BristolCon on October 20th 2012 considered this topic. It was introduced in the programme with, “Like the Girl in the Negligee, framed in a gun-sight in 50s detective novels, the inhumanly developed woman in Not Enough Armour has been an icon for SF. … after 100 years of female emancipation is it time to move on and dress these women in sensible armour?” The panel was moderated capably by Philip Reeve, who directed questions to Jonathan Howard, Danie Ware, Joanne Hall (taking time out from excellently organizing the con with the brilliant Andy Bigwood – artist of my ARIA ) and Foz Meadows. Using seriousness of the issue of women soldiers getting hurt when only wearing chain mail bikinis, and much humour, the topic focussed mainly on of-course-women-should-wear-sensible-armour. We have to be sensible don’t we? Although we don’t have to suck up quite as much as Jonathan when he said he was outraged at images of scantily-clad girls on cover art. Perhaps his tongue was in cheek. Oh, and again we are reminded by Danie that we shouldn’t call adult females, ‘girls’. Allyson Bird, I’m afraid you’ll have to rename your excellent collection from Bull Running for Girls to Bull Running for Women. Kind of loses its shock and edge, but it would please the panel.

 

To add balance, at least Foz Williams declared her nausea at the sight of naked male torsos. (I’m buttoning up my shirt now).

 

It makes sense. Instead of using the splendid projection and big screen system to demonstrate the offensive images, we were obliged to imagine armour shaped to accommodate FF breasts. Such armour surely invited swords, pikes and other stiff staves aimed at the chest area to channel themselves between the metalled orbs and up into the chin. The audience agreed this would be a consequence if real armour was made like that. It occurred to me that chest plates should have been designed more as the opposite – even an inside out chest plate: a metal ridge in front of her cleavage so that spears and other pointy weapons would deflect off to her side. Men too.

 

It is self-evident that halter-tops and mini-skirts afford little protection to the women wearing them. However, the point was made that many men faced by such a sight might be distracted long enough to be fatally smitten – in more ways than one! A cunning plan by les madams fatale. You can imagine the enemy sergeants shouting to their men, “Don’t look, don’t look at her.”

 

Yes, it is politically incorrect to illustrate books and film posters with scantily-dressed women, and was so even in the 1970s, so why do they do it? This wasn’t really discussed by the panel. Perhaps because the sex sells motive is too obvious. Yet it has to be said. I recall an episode of Frasier where Daphne moaned that “You men, you always use sex to get what you want.” Frasier replied, “No. Sex IS what we want.” Putting sex on book covers gets the publishers what they want, just as viewers go to watch Bond films, and Rhianna wears less with each album. Men and many women are hard-wired to be aroused by exposed flesh, but more than that, they find exhilarating the idea of women-who-fight. Just changing book covers to matt colours won’t change biology, only the sales figures. Having said that Fifty Shades of Grey didn’t have much of an erotic image on the cover. Not easy though for publishers to arrange the same level of word of mouth promotion, as EL James did through her Twilight forum entourage.

 

The irony is that the gallery section of BristolCon had several erotic images of women, some painted by women. Many of the books for sale also featured fleshy torsos, and they are beautiful, enhancing the beholder – except, presumably for the panellists.

 

It was pointed out that women soldiers do not need especially adapted apparel. They can squeeze into man-shaped armoured garb, and yes that would make them sensible on the real battlefield. Does fiction want to be that realistic? I doubt it. Fiction is about drama and OTT characters, not sexless automatons – on the whole. I wonder, though, how many contemporary fantasy novels display women in non-sensible armour? I struggle to find one on the shelves. Perhaps the panel is already redundant. Charlie Stross has cleavage on his most erotic novel Saturn’s Children (2009) cover, but she’s a main character but not really a traditional warrior.

We should discount those mildly erotic fantasy novels with nymphettes in diaphanous negligee because they are not fighters in the battlefield sense. Similarly, we should not consider erotic vampire cover art for the same reason. Pity because Sam Stone is at least as sexy as her leading women. I recall Liz Williams’ Banner of Souls (2006). The cover art is of a spaceship but the protagonist is Dreams-of-War, the most feisty woman warrior I’ve met in a book. Her armour is so sensible it has artificial intelligence. Yet Dreams-of-War is sometimes obliged to reduce it to be skin deep, and for one encounter divests herself of everything but a knife – and then ashes and mud. Seductive, very clever and compelling. In other words the eroticism is mostly in our head even if many of us need triggers.

Most action women in contemporary SFF fiction tend to be sensibly dressed – such as Hit Girl in the Kick-Ass graphic comics and films yet seductive to view. We don’t need scanty apparel even though the human form is beautiful – even when not perfect, whatever that means.

 

I have written erotic scenes in all my fiction but would I want publishers to drape seductive women warriors on the cover? No, unless the novel was about Amazon Ninja Poledancers but I would pick such books off the shelf even if only to indulge in my hobby of collecting first sentences.

Breaking time-travelled news: Voted best SF novel 2012. ARIA has infectious amnesia! Kindle at http://amzn.to/11rseH3 details at http://bit.ly/HNYyq4

How to Win Short Story Competitions

May 17, 2012
cover for How to Win Short Story Competitions

How to Win Short Story Competitions

A couple of years or so ago I travelled down to Exmouth on the south coast of England. No, I wasn’t there on holiday although I enjoyed strolling the beach in warm sunshine, pretending not to ogle bathing beauties. My main intention was not to visit the home of my dad and Rosemary, who’d lived in the town for a few years although I went along to spot any of his outdoor potted plants and chatted to their new owner about how my dad was doing having moved to Berwick-upon-Tweed before he moved again to Ledbury, and again to Peebles. No, I was there to meet up with Dave Haslett, the originator (with his wife, Kate) of Ideas4Writers, a great site full of ideas, writing engines, and a forum. We had both been judges of short story competitions and had entered many ourselves, winning some.  I’d just completed judging the Helen Whittaker Prize – a tough job as there were 9 rounds amounting to judging and writing a critique on hundreds of stories of many genres. Dave and I thought it would help other writers to pool our experiences. He brought a microphone and tape recorder and we set them up in the dining room of the hotel I was staying at in Exmouth. After judicious editing, and the inclusion of a sample story by the gifted Jonathan Pinnock, the booklet is ready to distribute to would-be competition winners. Get your copy on Kindle here. You can freely download a program to run Kindle books on your PC or Apple.

A pdf version is available from Ideas4Writers here.

Okay, now for another unexpected angle. The cover art has a story too. The medal is knitted. It was photographed with a page from Jonathan Pinnock’s winning tale as the background.  Only at the point of publication did Dave notice the word tosser could be read. Not wishing to offend it has been sufficiently airbrushed – haha.

Crouching add-on to last post

May 5, 2012

We landed at Speke airport, Liverpool, around midnight. Two planes must have landed at the same time and the disgorgement converged like marbles in a funnel at the Border Control corridor. A piece of paper falling from the ceiling wouldn’t have reached the ground, we were that packed. Yet a voice coming from a flourescent yellowed man, then another, yelling, ‘Make way there! Coming through.’ Well, of course we did, expecting a cripple or a passenger at death’s door needing an emergency exit to reach an emergency entrance at The Royal Liverpool Hospital. But no. It was a young tall man, with a gorgeous young woman and child. Woman looked embarrassed at the fuss, man didn’t. He was a blur being ushered through the Red Sea parting and waved through passport control. I don’t follow soccer particularly but a passenger next to me shouted out, ‘Peter own goal Crouch! Get to the back of the queue.’ Ah. Crouch plays for Stoke City, and he is famous among the sports fans. He passed so close to me that he could have reached out one of his looooong arms to touch me. I wouldn’t have let him, of course. I am famous too – in my house, but I have dignity. Not that I am immune from scoring own goals.

The Respectable Face of Tyranny by Gary Fry

April 5, 2012

A review by Geoff Nelder of

The Respectable Face of Tyranny by Gary Fry

Spectral Visions Volume 1

Published by Spectral Press April 2012  website here

Suppose you are a recently divorced man with a typical teen daughter to bring up and protect. Stress enough for most ordinary people. Then add acute financial problems resulting in having to live in a caravan on a cliff top and you need fortitude. Into this mix your caravan is in the enigmatic landscape of Whitby, North Yorkshire, and you have more imagination than Roald Dahl seeing what might be hallucinations on the beach where the dinosaurs lived, and you too would wonder what life is all about.

Gary Fry has crafted a cunning tale here. No quotidian (his word of the month I think, and I like it) ghost or horror story but a recipe for madness, and yet a grasp for sanity as Josh sees symbols of his financial woes in the Jurassic landscape. This story, like others, by sheer coincidence – in the Spectral Press unique collection – have a personal resonance for me. I too have fossil hunted on Saltwick Bay, wondered about the disintegrating concrete boat from a World warring era, and smelt the metallic tang of pebbles but also the pungent nose-pinching odours of seaweed. I am a keen admirer of fiction that uses real geography and it is cleverly used here.

Praise be to the ammonite god that Whitby Abbey is used and yet no mention of Dracula is called for. Yeay – a first, surely. No vampire is needed to make this story stand out as a literary gem. A dwelling on life’s struggles in the static dwelling on the cliff – where strange electric flocks might be the children of the creatures of that coastline’s geological strata.

Who isn’t beset by financial problems in this global recession? If they lost you your marriage, home, and gave you new problems, how your mind would contort to find solutions. Yet, only in Gary Fry’s imagination has these elements combined – the ancient and the modern, past souls and contemporary life.

Thank you to Gary’s publisher, too for allowing font size changes to great effect. For example – On the beach    ‘… heard the sound return to him several times, on each

occasion quieter, quieter, quieter’

This is reminiscent of Walter Miller’s A Canticle For Leibowitz p83 where Brother Francis timidly speaks in a tiny font to the Lord Abbot, then when asked to speak up, blurts out in capitals. Hah. That was in 1960, and generally it’s been discouraged since and can look childish, but masterfully done here.

A theme in the story is on tattoos. Teenage Sally wants one, of course, and dad doesn’t want her too, of course. Cliché so far, but it develops in an undercurrent way, and I love the way she teased him. Also the tattooed man in Whitby Fair so reminded me of Bradbury’s The Illustrated Man, as does – in a good, ironic way – Gary Fry’s publisher himself: Simon Marshall-Jones. You are in this story, just as delectable.

This story isn’t to missed by those readers of the noir side to contemporary life, tainted by ghastly visions, supported by love. Cleverly done.

Ultimate Adventure Magazine is out!

December 22, 2011

ULTIMATE ADVENTURE MAGAZINE

BIKING | CLIMBING | HIKING | TRAVEL | CAMPING | ADVENTURE

 Issue #1 – Jan/Feb 2012

In this first bumper-packed 190 PAGE 60,000 WORD issue, we have an interview with CLAUDIO VON PLANTA, famous for filming Long Way Round and Long Way Down with EWAN MCGREGOR and CHARLIE BOORMAN, where he talks about his adventures behind the camera in places like Afghanistan and Africa, and tracking down Osama Bin Laden…

We have interviews with best-selling horror novelist  GUY N. SMITH, New Zealand rock-singer and recent Glastonbury performer JORDAN REYNE, ultra-marathon runner ANDREW MURRAY and top SFF artist VINCENT CHONG.

We have features on climbing in Scotland, crossing Australia on a postie’s moped, Geoff Nelder cycling in the Akamas mountains in Cyprus, making a short horror medical zombie film, and heading to Mexico in search of buried secrets.

All this, along with news, letters, competitions, the ANTI-CLARKSON column, Whackjob Jim Column and The Horror, The Horror Column, reviews of kit, motorbikes, caravans, restaurants, books, video games, albums and sports fuel, short fiction by Garry Charles, a serialised graphic novel by Martyn Pick, your favourite Grumpy Old Man — and Ultimate Kids Adventure, something for the kids (and their parents!) to do at weekends.

Available as:

• a PDF (suitable for PC, MAC, iPAD etc) at www.uamag.co.uk

• a text-only version for your EPUB and Kindle (MOBI) readers at www.uamag.co.uk

• an online readable magazine at ISSUU: www.issuu.com/ultimateadventuremagazine/docs/issue1

• a print version, which can be purchased at www.lulu.com

Alternative digital versions are also available at Amazon, Lulu, iTunes and Barnes & Noble.

All UAMAG digital versions are FREE! We must be mad…

We hope you enjoy!

Andy Remic

Editor

Please note: NOBODY has been paid for anything in Ultimate Adventure Magazine. Every little bit has been done out of our love of biking, climbing, hiking and travel. So please please please help us by tweeting, facebooking, spreading the word to your friends and on forums – our continued existence will depend on our download figures!

I don’t believe it

December 13, 2011

So I say to a room full of my family, “You’ve all heard of Dan Simmons, right?” None had. “Come on, the Hyperion series, Hugo winner blah blah.” I am blanked. I’m chuffed because Dan has accepted my facebook friendship and sent me a personal message, not that he knows me from a speck of interstellar dust but my opportunity to brag falls on deaf ears. Do other SF writers and readers have this problem with family and friends?

On the run again in Urmston

November 23, 2011

I was in a hurry coming out of Sainsburys yesterday so ran a little. I heard hoodlums running behind me (they might have shouted but I’m hard of hearing) so I ran faster. They caught up and stopped me. Two Police Communitiy Officers demanded to go through my two carrier bags and asked why I was running. I said I didn’t want to leave my wife on her own with grandson in the park too long. They found my receipts among the gingerbread men, fruit and newspapers and let me go. Then I had to explain to wife why I was late…

Never a dull day for Nelder.

One positive – the policewoman took one of my writing business cards. You never know… she might buy one of my books.


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