Archive for November, 2008

Listmania

November 26, 2008

I’ve created an Amazon Listmania of books published by authors I know personally. This gets around trying to have a genre-related list and is a great way to link my writerly friends. Here it is.

One of my Beyond Hill (a group of us who used to be clients of the Hill & Hill Literary Agency) friends, Brain Withecombe, has had his latest novel published by Chipmunkia. It is on my Listmania list in the link above. At the Eleventh Hour is the story of a platoon of infantrymen in the last eleven hours of the First World War, when, even though an Armistice had been agreed to end the bloodshed, soldiers were required to continue fighting until the very last moment, solely to gain as much ‘ground’ as possible before hostilities ended. Each chapter covers one hour until, at last, they could lay down their arms. Brian’s treatment covers the angst yet with ironic humour of the way soldiers’ lives are used as political pawns.

Consider too, Brian’s historical sea-faring novel, The Seagull and Le Corsair, also from Chipmunkia and on my Listmania.

Toolbag isn’t the meteor

November 25, 2008

Several folk have asked me if the spectacular meteor fireball over Canada here was the toolbag lost two days earlier on the International Space Station. Heide Stefanyshyn-Piper was cleaning her grease gun and forgot to secure the bag. She’s worn a red face ever since! We know it wasn’t because the burn was too big, and because the toolbag is still up there and you can track it on this website. http://www.n2yo.com/?s=33442

It is an interesting example of people not believing in coincidences. ie toolbag lost >> meteor >> therefore meteor = toobag. However, not in this case. The incoming meteoroid before it started burning up must have been the size of a wardrobe to make that amount of fire. Of course, if you are saying that the astronauts threw out a wardrobe a few months ago, then perhaps…

Look out World

November 19, 2008

Thanks to Neil Marr, publisher at BeWrite Books, I am smiling, instead of stamping feet in anger. My publisher, Double Dragon Publishing, had ordered 50 copies of Exit, Pursued by a Bee in time for my signing at Borders and to supply the Witchcraft shop in Glastonbury. The printers mistakenly sent me the wrong books – from the Global Policy Institute; France, European Defence and NATO. What did Neil say?

“Maybe it’ll work for you, though, and there are fifty NATO folks reading Exit.”

Hah. So look out for some serious policy changes in the next few months!

November 16, 2008

Phew, that’s another signing over with. I arrived late because of road works in Chester I hadn’t expected, but soon established two sets of my books on the table set up for me near the book. Location advantage: everyone coming into the shop saw me; disadvantae: With the air temperature outside at 6C I soon developed hypothermia. Shivering within a few minutes of setting up, i set off for the Starbucks within the store for a hot Americano. The queue there made me think there was another road works at the counter but eventually I had a bucket of coffee, Starbucks call regular.  On my way back to the refridgerated table my daughter met me and said there was a crowd at the table and to hurry up!

There was a crowd too. Thanks so much to Silky (John Silkstone) who’d driven since yesterday to attend my signing. Also there was Gladys Hobson and her charming husband, Ralph, who’d  journeyed from Cumbria for the weekend. Then there was my daughter, son-in-law, and a mystery woman lurking nearby. I was so busy signing, my pen ran out of ink – or it was protesting because I never made it write more than one signature an hour before. Expecting a slow session I’d brought my Sony Vaio with the intention of writing another chapter of Xaghra’s Revenge, but I was pleased beyond expectations at these internet friends coming to see me. Gladys and Silky are both with me in the Beyond Hill yahoo group: a group of former clients of the defrocked Hill & Hill Literary Agency. Ironically Gladys is also a member, though inactive, of a great ideas4writers website and forum. So is Brian Lux, I mentioned yesterday, who was signing his books in the childrens section of Borders.

Geoff Nelder at Borders
Geoff Nelder at Borders

My daughter took this snapshot. Note my laptop on which I did manage to write about 500 words in between signing 18 books – 16 copies of Exit, Pursued by a Bee and 2 of Escaping Reality.

Maria Ayres at our Escape Velocity Mag forum suggested I wear brightly coloured clothes and smiled a lot. Hah. I found this red shirt so I hope that’s OK. I also put out white chocolate Maltesers because they were the only sweets (candies for Americans) that could represent the metallic spheres featured in Exit.
The mystery lady in the crowd was Eleanor Crampton, a former pupil at Queen’s Park High School. It is so rewarding nattering to former pupils and seeing how they’ve developed careers and their lives.
I could have sold my laptop at least three times, and one chap nearly bought Exit, Pursued by a Bee because he thought it was about bees! Hello too, to Jenna of Whitchurch, and Jim of Llangollen. Andrea Skinner, who is poorly though recovering came and gave me a hug – cheers. Also, thanks to her friend, Lisa, and Rob, her hubby.
So 18 books isn’t a huge heap, and my body leaked too much heat, but meeting so many good people warmed me nicely.

Borders book signing

November 15, 2008

I don’t know why writers put ourselves through this humiliating process. I am to sit at a table near the open door of the Cheshire Oaks Borders book shop tomorrow to sign Exit, Pursued by a Bee. Wrap up well, is the advice from the events manager, wise words for the soul as well as skin. There are enough books for 20 or so people but more than that and I’ll be signing IOUs. In the unlikely event of running out the shop has copies of my humorous thriller, Escaping Reality, so there’ll be no excuse for anyone to go home without one of my books! Hah, who am I kidding? Anyway, I know some folk who said they’ll definitely come along to support me so I won’t be lonely all day. One of them is Brian Lux, retired dentist who now lives in Llandudno. He has to be there because he is signing his own book, Court of Foxes. It is a children’s / teen book and expects to sell shelf-fulls. Perhaps I ought to cut out the sex and add more violence so I can call my books childrens.

Maggie Ball’s review

November 12, 2008

Magdalena Ball’s Review of Exit, Pursued by a Bee by Geoff Nelder

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2008/11/11/190226.php

extract
“Nelder shakes our entire notion of what ‘present’ means, and in so doing, also what death and life mean. Characters die but sometimes they don’t really. If we aren’t moving forward, then maybe even the notion of change is an illusion. The most interesting thing about Exit, Pursued by a Bee , is not the myriad unanswered questions it raises about the spheres, or whether Kallandra was meant to be with Claude or Derek, or even whether Kallandra saves the world or not.

By undermining, in the most quantum of ways, the way we perceive the notion of time, it raises the whole question about what life is and who we are. In the end, the one thing we’re left with is a kind of constant throughout the novel: Kallandra’s tactile sensations. When time is no longer the backbone of our lives, and everything we perceive about ourselves disappears, those sensations remain.

Nelder has created a novel that will both satisfy readers at a deep level, and at the same time raise unsettling questions about the very fabric of who we are. “

I’m blown away,
http://geoffnelder.com/exitbee.htm

Fantasy Writers’ Weekend

November 11, 2008

This weekend I used the excuse of attending a residential writing workshop to enjoy two 65-miles winter cycle rides. As a bonus I met nine fellow writerly residents at the Dane Valley Centre (DVC) with imaginations bigger than the planet. Back to cycling – I’d bubble-wrapped my laptop and, after a previous experience finding it switched and hot, removed its battery before packing it with non-cycling clothes in my panniers. I could have just used a notebook and pencil but I use a word-processor as a thought processor. I also wanted to use free time at the weekend to forward Xaghra’s Revenge a few thousand words. I knew that after cycling the 65 miles from Chester to the Dove Valley, the latter half all uphill including some pumping one-in-six gradients, I wouldn’t be a productive energy generator at the course so I booked a youth hostel. A new hostel, which is a comfortable bunkbarn with lounge, kitchen and store, is at Sheen near Hulme End. I met John Martin there, who as the YHA archivist is travelling the Birtish Isles photographing and recording every hostel that had ever been in existence. We had a great chat on Thursday evening.

Friday I spent the dry cool day hiking Wolfcotedale and Milldale. The ten miles hike included watching a heron scoop a roach out of the River Dove. I felt sorry for the fish flapping in an escape bid, but Nature had given the Heron greater flappability and it took it’s dinner over the hills. Later, I cycled the remaining miles to the Dove Valley Centre at Under Whittle, about 10 miles southeast of Buxton. No wonder it is called Under Whittle: the tarmac changed to gravel as the gradient became negative. It was so steep that even with the brakes full on, my bike skidded with wheels finding ruts and drainage channels. Accustomed to danger, I could see me heading for the brambles on either side but luckily a barking dog announced I was approaching the safety of my destination. But, no. Alex Davies had booked a centre that entailed more slip slithering downhill. Once there, I knew why he’d chosen it. A marvelous stone-built building on two floors and farm outbuildings as a cycle store.

Inside were fellow writers, who when all were assembled included Carla, Paul, Michaela, Brian, Trudi, Mark, Marc and Richard, along with organiser Alex Davies and Emma, who I wanted to smuggle home to cook vegan meals for the rest of my life! Alex makes a great workshop leader in that plenty of time was created for our own writing, talking, and exercises cunningly designed to make us feel at ease yet take us forward. Most of the writers were into Fantasy games and more zombie-ness mess than I am but many too enjoyed science fiction and the kind of magic realism my Xaghra’s Revenge is based on, so we all had aspects of our imagination in common.

I couldn’t stay a weekend  in the Dove Valley without taking in the scenery. It rained most of the time, but even so, Carla and I put on coats and hats and trampled wet grass, hopped bogs and climbed stiles to enjoy the fresh air and the views of the upper Dove. It is on such walks and cycle rides that many of us have plot and characters slip into our heads. Becoming a temporary part of scenery is the best way to appreciate it.

Two literary visitors deepened our cultural experience. Conrad Williams and Kim Lakin-Smith are both best selling British authors in fantasy and they both gave us quite different but equally stimulating exercises and discussion. I’ve been on many writing courses so the most useful aspect of the weekend was meeting those fantasy writers, learning about what they believe makes them tick, their unusualities and intriguing characters, warm and with enviable edges that make each so interesting.

My return cycle journey was a Wagnerian ride. I’d stayed at the Sheen YHA on Sunday night and set off at dawn for Chester. The weather forecast promised a narrow band of dry weather but with up to 75 mph gales along the route I was to cycle. Wrong. Dry for an hour and then sleet and rain showers, but at least the gales blew over my head. The first few miles were mostly uphill, a steady slog until I thought I’d reach above the cumulo nimbus clouds, but at the top I had a surprise. At The Mermaid Inn, so called after the ghost of a lady who drowned in the nearby lake, the view was amazing. The rain stopped and beyond the jagged hills of The Roaches, a sunbeam hit Jodrell Bank radar dish. Surreal. I’d neglected to take a camera but the view from the same spot is on this page http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/453755

Thanks, Alex and my fellow writers for a great weekend.

Aaargggh, I have my Exit, Pursued by a Bee book signing at Cheshire Oaks Borders this Sunday afternoon!

Video widget

November 2, 2008
Robert Pratten, a film director at Zenfilms in Californai has been playing with widgets on videos and used my Exit book trailer for practice.
http://www.zenfilms.com/geoffnelder.html

November 1, 2008

Happy birthday to Gladys Hobson - the writerly heart of Ulverston. She has a small press of note here.

A great review of my short story, Gravity’s Tears – nearly horror, partly scifi, a story within a story – is up at http://www.sfrevu.com/php/Review-id.php?id=8321  Gravity’s Tears appeared in Jupiter, an influential scifi magazine produced in the UK by Ian Redman. Gareth D Jones has a story in the same issue and we happen to e-meet regularly on the BSFA writers’ critique group, Orbiters.


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