Archive for October, 2008

A Bong book?

October 30, 2008

With my book signing coming up on sunday Nov 16 pm at Cheshire Oaks, Borders, Terry at the BSFA suggests I use the picture of a Bong to advertise it! A bong is a kind of glass hookah and its photo sent to me by Jessie Lilley in California.  I wonder what the management at Borders would think! Hah.

Opinions please!

Californian bong resting on my Book
Californian bong resting on my Book

Grrrrrr – I’ve just heard from Borders that for my signing the poster with the bong is inappropriate! it’s BANNED!! The events man did say the poster was amusing so maybe I could sneak it onto a nearby wall…

Oh well, back to safe posters. I like the one of Dali’s clock since the main theme in Exit, Pursued by a Bee is the warping and quaking in time. Here it is

Money-making book

October 28, 2008

A trusted friend pointed me at an ebook listing not only 20 ways to make money online, but with full instructions on how to do it. There are many such schemes but usually with only vague outlines not like this one with step-by-step instructions. It costs 27 dollars or about £17 but if you follow just one of the 20 methods spending an hour or two a day then you’ll recover the costs by midday. The link is


http://pathway100.com/?e=Ambit92

The question is do you want the money badly enough?

The ebook is called 20 Ways to make 100$ a Day Part time on the internet. Use the link above and start making cash

Killing Kiss by Sam Stone

October 25, 2008

I met Sam Stone for the first time at FantasyCon in Nottingham this summer. She is stunning and many of us males hid behind our piles of unsold books in case we were spotted ogling her ample assets. So it was a pleasant surprise to attend her excerpt reading to discover she is entertaining and a fine writer. Her publisher is now Terry Martin at the House of Murky Depths, a producer of excellent adult graphic fantasy comics.

Killing Kiss is available at the main online stores such as at Amazon and also from Murky Depths website - go to the Murky Shop and find paperbacks.

Here is my review

Review of Sam Stone’s Killing Kiss

Reviewed by Geoff Nelder

 

Paperback: 240 pages

Publisher: The House of Murky Depths

Date of publication: September 2008

ISBN-10: 1906584079

ISBN-13: 978-1906584078

 

Vampire Gabriele has to move every few years in case his agelessness turns too many suspicious heads and because young women tend to die after his feeds. He cannot develop relationships but desires them, one in particular with Carolyn. However, his urges take a twist with a different woman and he feels he is losing control. In addition the woman who initiated him into the vampire existence centuries earlier crosses his path several disturbing times.

 

This is not just another vampire novel. Sam Stone takes us into the mind and body of the four-centuries-old young man. We are treated to a tour de force of dramatic lives, gruesome deaths through seventeenth century Italy to cruise ships, Goth clubs, and we participate in present day student life.

 

            One of the dilemmas with vampire stories is with the continuity of the vampire with respect to his contemporaries. Imagine if you didn’t age beyond your twenty-fifth year, how your friends and colleagues would react as the years passed. Add to that Dorian Gray scenario the need to kill for blood, and our vampire has a credibility problem. The world is too small to hide in a new life, especially these days. Sam Stone doesn’t hide from this problem, indeed it becomes a feature. Gabriele shows us how he has to avoid former acquaintances or terminate them, and when he inadvertently creates another vamp, he has the unenviable task to tell her to say goodbye to her family. Therein lies a neat plot twist, but I’m not going to spoil it.

 

            In spite of the novel creeping us out successfully there is room for the occasional gag.  When Gabrielle takes his vampire protégé to seek fresh input of blood in a student restaurant district of Manchester he says: ‘Do you fancy Indian or Chinese?’ Excellent vampire joke!

 

            The writing style is beguilingly easy but you are left with intriguing and deep aftertastes. I particularly enjoy the borderline ESP that Gabriele discovers as if by accident. For example he sees the dissipating heat signature left by a lover on a door handle. Sam Stone is gifted at following her writerly instincts in the attributes of other-being characters. Some aspects of the plot, however, elude me. Perhaps it is because the novel uses flashbacks to show Gabriele’s development, and his significant lover-victims’ lives. Not that the snippets intrude, on the contrary they are skilfully interwoven with the present day. However, because Gabriele ‘is’ 25 in all but the earliest flash backs and he is making stock investment and invention-backing decisions that are always spot on, I felt he was acting on information from his future. For example how did he know Laker Airlines were going to fail before it happened? Vampires are not usually into time travelling and I don’t think Gabriele is either. (A possible sequel as his abilities develop?) It must just be that the vampire is so superior he made wise investment choices. He should have been a banker in 2008.

 

            Some literary techniques that I enjoy reading include the juxtaposition of opposites. For example: ‘The quiet deafens me with the roar of doubt…’ Invoking musical references are used to good effect in this novel, adding to the atmosphere with all of our senses.

 

            One of the aspects of Killing Kiss that elevates it is the way the past catches up with Gabriele in the form of his own nemesis: the vampire that transformed him. These scenes are particularly salivating as she is Lucrezia, an Italian timeless beauty with a sanguine appetite beyond mere feeding.

 

            Read this book and change the way you feel about vampires for the rest of your so short life.

Chester Writers reading & signing at Borders Nov 16

October 24, 2008

We are going to have to do something with the Bear & Billet public house in Chester.  It’s a fine black and white tudor-style building, five floors, re-built 300 years ago. Our meetings of the Chester Writers is every third thursday of the month on the third floor. Of course there are mullioned windows, beamed ceilings and an air of historical provenance. What could be more inspiring to discusss our poetry and prose? A problem brought our Chester Literary Festival event there to several halts last night.  Other literary events took place in the capacious Town Hall, university lecture theatres, theatres, hotels and the cathedral. We, like Chester poets, were in a room smaller than most classrooms, in an active public house and a very loud party going on the floor beneath! Arrrggh. We had a sound system with two microphones but even that couldn’t overcome the raucous guffaws from below. Then last night were three literary events competing. If I wasn’t reading an excerpt of Exit, Pursued by a Bee, and supporting fellow local writers, I would ran across town to the university to hear Professor Alan Wall’s lecture Creative and Destructive Writing. I dunno why because I could have made a stab at giving that lecture myself!

Bear and Billet pub in Chester, UK
Bear and Billet pub in Chester, UK

In spite of the competition our little room filled to bursting even though much of the readings became inaudible. I was second to last, but only George had slunk off home by then. I had a dilemma on whether to read a literary 5-minute moment such as when journalist Tabitha Wish fought her hissing saucepans and dependent family in order to grab a coup scoop on the spheres, or my favourite scene. One of the advantages of writing science fiction is that we can play with time warp concepts such as making a modern youth appear in front of a man and his dog, Kur, 20, 000 years ago. So I read the latter and made sure my words boomed over the party noises. In fact I think the party stopped to listen.  Hah, as if. Several of the group came up to me and said how much they enjoyed my five minutes.

You can read the actual words I used in the five minute reading here

The problem was, I’d forgotten to mention my book signing coming up!  In case I’ve not mentioned it I am signing Exit, Pursued by a Bee at

Cheshire Oaks, Borders, on Sunday Novermber 16th 1-4pm.
At least I won’t be on my own.
My friend Brian Lux is also having a signing there with his new book the Court of Foxes. Written as a children’s book, following his successful Loppylugs, this new book is proving popular among adults. See it here.
I have a feeling with the significantly lower price for Brian’s book compared to mine, and it has already won a prize, he will be chased by a pack of buyers compared to me. Nevertheless, I should try to attract Christmas shoppers hoping to please their science fiction loving friends and family. If you live anywhere near

Borders location
34 Coliseum Way, Cheshire Oaks, Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
CH65 9HD

If you or your friends and family live near by please ask them to drop buy on Sunday afternoon, November 16th.

 

 

NewCon4 aftermath

October 13, 2008

Northampton is only 150 miles from Chester but it took me 3 hours to drive there and another half to navigate the town to the venue. The old fishmarket has been refurbished nicely and though I worred that the angle of repose and low coefficient of friction of both marble and shiny book covers would see books slipsliding, it rarely happened. In fact having music, cafe, book dealers, readings, signings and discussion more or less under one roof is a benefit.

I sold a dozen copies of Exit, Pursued by a Bee and Escape Velocity magazines and a few Dimensions anthologies of mine and Robert Blevins. I felt good about those numbers until Mark Robson talked to me and author Toby Frost about how he sells hundreds at each of his signings and readings. He writes Young Adult fantasy and is invited into schools. Maybe I should take out the ‘steamy sex in space’ bit in the blurb of Exit, Pursued by a Bee. The sex inside is envigorating rather than perverse.

At the NewCon4 I’d met successful authors such as Storm Constantine (she wirtes erotic horror including the Wraethful Chronicles,Grigori Trilogy, Silverheart),

 Iain Banks (a scifi biggie with Consider Phebas, The Algebraist, Matter, The Wasp Factor, The Crow Road, Simplicity),

Ken MacLeod (Newton’s Wake, The Execution Channel, Learnng the World, The Sky Road

Paul Cornell (Script writer for Dr Who, Torchwood, Primeval)

And then there were those of us on the brink of such fame as me (hah), Toby Frost, whose Space Captain Smith books in which the 25th Century British Empire takes on the menace of he evil ant soldiers of the Ghast hive. The hero wearing lookalike 19th best dressed British uniforms – red tunic, brass buttons, is extraordinarily popular with book buyers at the con, and his books are already on the shelves in our UK book shops.

Mark Hobson too, who is amazingly successful going around schools with his Young Adult scifi / fantasy adventures.

The gorgeous Sam Stone thrust her cleavage at me and left me a copy of her Killing Kiss vampire-with-a-diffrence for me to review. Allyson Bird did readings and selling her scifi anthology Bull Running for Girls. Women were well represented at the Con – nearly forget Juliet McKenna who gave a long chat with me while her son ate nearly all my white maltesers – a prop for my Exit, Pursued by a Bee stall (you can see them on the fish slab in the photo)

Many of the wandering visitors had heard of our magaziine, some bought all three issues on the spot, and others took a flyer and came back later to buy a copy.

I swapped books with the deliciously clever Jaine Fenn – I had the better of the swap with Jaine’s ‘Principles of Angels’ – Khesh CIty floats above an uninhabitable world. I also caught up nattering with agent John Jarrold, writer Sue Boulton, fellow Orbiters Nick Wood (short story award winner!), and Tim Taylor.

Nick Wood signing

Nick Wood signing

Nick Wood has met other EV authors on his travels so it is good to know we are REAL people too!

Renewing aquaintances sent vibrations of pleasure too, Ian Whates – big chief of teh BSFA. Alex Davies who steers Derbyshire’s Literature, Kim Lakin-Smith is a literary fantasy writer and I look forward to beingv tutored by her in a November residential. Good too to re-meet friend, Terry Martin who runs Murky Depths – a cutting edge science fantasy magazine with amazing cartoon with lateral thinking.

The venue was served with handmade local ales, Kevin Burke – the Jester, and excellent feet tapping music by Invocal, Cerridwen, Jonny Webster & Friends. Congratulations to Ian Whates and his wife, Helen, for a marvelous event.

One aspect that hit me full on was reading a poster about the history of the British Science Fiction Association (BSFA). see part of poster below. It’s isn’t the words that matter but the picture. I stagged back as I recognised his face. Eric Jones lived at 44 Barbridge Road. I lived at 43. When Was a kid my dad would create black pen and ink illustrations to be meticulously pinpricked onto Gestetner skins for the Cheltenham science fiction magazine, Sidereal. I though all dads did that! I also thought all streets had their own sci fi mags! So this is Eric Jones, neighbour, who became a leading light in the formation of the BSFA. Coincidences. My other claim to this one degree of separation with the BSFA is that I saw the same UFO as Eric one afternoon 50 years ago. Hit the papers. It could have been light on a airplane wing but the rest of the plane stayed hidden from one horizon to the other and local Staverton airport said no planes were in the sky at that time – umm. If anyone knows how Eric Jones and his wife, Margaret is and where they now live, I’d be grateful to know.

Eric Jones, founder member of BSFA

Eric Jones, founder member of BSFA

On my long journey home along a congested M6, I turned off the Satnav when it told me to ‘continue along this road for 103 miles’!

October 8, 2008

When I contacted the Alumni office, the sweet Emma, I just thought I was plugging an event for signing, etc, of my Exit, Pursued by a Bee. Yeay, but I’m not part of the Liverpool Capital of Culture ’08 celebrations.


http://alumni.liv.ac.uk/NetCommunity/Page.aspx?pid=227&srcid=226

Excellent!

So much going on

October 4, 2008

October 11-12 Northampton Fishmarket, at NewCon4 I’m selling & signing Exit, Pursued by a Bee, and Screaming Dream books with Ally Bird (Running Bulls for Girls) , and sharing a table with author Toby Frost( Chronicles of Isambard Smith). I’m also meeting up with the gorgeous Sam Stone to acquire her Killing Kiss book for review.

October 23rd Bear & Billet pub, Lower Bridge Street, Chester. As part of the Chester Literary Festival and subsection, Chester Writers, I’ve been allocated 5 minutes to read an exciting bit of Exit, Pursued by a Bee.

November 16th, Sunday, 1-4pm at Cheshire Oaks Borders, I am doing a signing of Exit. Please tell everyone so I am not a Billy no mates there! I know I can’t match the enormous queue generated by Abi Titmus when she signed there last, but it would help pass the time if someone came to talk to me.


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