http://geoffnelder.wordpress.com/2007/10/28/pick-a-pocket-or-two/ Geoff Nelder's blog Wed, 22 May 2013 16:07:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://geoffnelder.wordpress.com/2007/10/28/pick-a-pocket-or-two/#comment-2196 Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:53:53 +0000 http://geoffnelder.wordpress.com/2007/10/28/pick-a-pocket-or-two/#comment-2196 I guess if you had a rise in visitors to your website while you were away it was because folk kept coming back to see if you had written your next ‘exciting installment’ !
Well, this one was worth waiting for. Real live exciting stuff! Sixty year-old foils pocket attacker! Pensioner disguised in whiskers attempts to transplant fellow-traveller’s vital organ (his wallet) to replenish his dying bank balance! But the victim was too alert and overcame his attacker using force and juicy swearword! (It was the word that floored the old geyser!)
Phew!
Gladys

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