Authors who are too busy…

February 4, 2010 by geoffnelder

5,000 people were abjucted by pirates on the Mediterranean island of Gozo in 1551. Their souls cry for revenge but wait until one of their descendents unknowingly meets the descendent of one of the pirates. The novel, Xaghra’s Revenge, and my US agent suggests I ask famous fantasy writer, Ramsay Campbell, for his endorsement. I wouldn’t expect him to read all 103,000 words but a sample, synopsis, etc. His agent, John Jarrold, was kind enough to ask on my behalf but replied that as Ramsey is writing a new novel he is too immerssed and busy to glance at mind.  Note I’d spent time reading his short story, The Hand, and gave it a positive review when it appeared in The Horror Zine anthology below this post.

Understandable to get into the heads of your characters and keep with an intricate plot. I can understand that. It is why I am grateful to write much of the time undisturbed – apart from being mad of mind. The irony is that Ramsey is appearing in my home town of  Chester on a money-making gig to speak to the Society of Authors in April. Not worth the £22 entry fee though cos if I sat in the audience I’d be holding up placards with excerpts of my Xaghra’s Revenge – haha.  

Seriously, good luck with your new novel, Ramsay. I get it wrong – spend too much time critiquing other folk’s writing instead of getting on with my new novel and short stories.

Review of And Now the Nightmare Begins

February 1, 2010 by geoffnelder

And Now the Nightmare Begins: The Horror Zine

Volume One – to purchase click away here for US readers and here for UK.

An anthology of horror stories edited by Jeani Rector

Reviewed by Geoff Nelder

Paperback: 260 pages

Publisher: Bearmanor Fiction (Dec 2009)

Language English

ISBN-10: 1593933568

ISBN-13: 978-1593933562

Jeani Rector edits and started a monthly online zine of horror featuring fiction, articles, images and poetry many years ago and the current website is at www.thehorrorzine.com Twenty of the finest stories and twenty-one poems have been collated into an anthology published in December 2009. I leave a review of poetry to those who understand the good and the bad of it.

This collection is a patchwork quilt of horror, with a mix of writing styles and plots to please all aficionados of the genre. For me, some are merely very good while a handful are outstanding.

Folks Don’t Always Come Out of Ratwitch Cave The Same by Lawrence Barker

Maybe it was the sadist in me but as a geography teacher I loved to take groups of teenagers into an abandoned slate mine near the Welsh town of Blaunau Ffestiniog and creep them out. I needed to do no more than walk them in a mile, divert them into a side adit then get them to turn their lights out. Some screamed, others laughed. The laughers probably turned into readers of horror. This story by Lawrence Barker took me back to that cave, added more rats, a witch and, writing with stylish sensual Show, threw in a hellish emotion roaring through the protagonist, Hargus, as he fought his demons with murderous results. I like long titles but this one lacked the subtlety of the narrative and was too much of a spoiler in my opinion.

I’m Coming To Get You by Jason D. Brawn

Simon watches a 60s film on TV, The Devil’s Shadow, but the ending isn’t as he expected resulting in him experiencing the horror of his family being hacked. Or does it? There is a way out, but will he accept it? The premise of pacts with the devil isn’t new but the treatment is unique. The writing could be tighter with the occasional dangling participles, but the mood of the piece is cleverly scary.

The Dead Wall by David Byron

The early mention of unprotected sex betrayed the likely consequence. However, the ghastly nature and revelation of that consequence unsettled me all the way to a compelling finale.

The Hands by Ramsay Campbell

I always relish reading the master of fantasy, and pleasurably recall hearing his FantasyCon readings in the UK. It is the archetypal corridor horror where the reader feels ill following the protagonist through the realistic grim interior of a dilapidated building, initially following someone in, then desperately seeking a way out. One of the reasons Campbell is a multiple-award winning writer is the way he masters description. For example he doesn’t Tell us it’s raining he Shows us with a signpost dripping like a nose. Every time I read The Hands I find nooks I’d missed earlier, yet I am surprised at the lack of the use of smell and taste. However, Campbell says he uses each story to try new things and plenty of full sensory Show is used in his stories in the quarter of a century since The Hands was first published.

The Real-Time Boogey Man by Chris Castle

I wasn’t surprised to learn that Chris Castle is also a poet: this story has that kind of fluidity. Listen – ‘There was a moment when his smile was lit too brightly and she had to close her eyes and when she opened them again, he had faded from view.’ This, when Martha finds a ghostly friend who is to Halloween her evil father to hell. She is remarkably composed yet with an eerie air, obliging the reader to read on.

The Pass by Simon Clark

This must be a good story because I squirmed in my desire for the wrong ending. The hogs, or were they, coming to kill the community, felt real and dangerous, but then the alternative threw up pathos equally stomach churning.

Venus by Connor de Bruler

I suppose a young writer is allowed to let exuberance for the art trample the mature niceties of point of view adherence, dangling participles, and such. The many sections doesn’t allow readers to engage as much as they should. Nevertheless, in spite of the predictable outcome, the story has colour and setting descriptions that took me there. I look forward to reading more of Connor de Bruler’s work.

The Silent Hours by Trevor Denyer

A cunning ghost story from the point of view of a young lad thrown into the care of his grandparents (one of whom is not alive) while his parents recover from a car crash. My only criticism is that it finishes too soon.

The Rattling Man by Alan Draven

There are many Halloween stories, and this has too much Tell in my opinion. However, it is different, one for collectors, maintaining its tension and challenging the reader with the identity of the villain until the last sentence. 

What The Dead Are For by Terry Grimwood

I collect in limbo stories and though this starts oh so religious, I was caught out and enraptured. I have the feeling Terry didn’t know how to end it but the story is worth the read anyway.

The Man With The Crocodile Eyes by Kyle Hemmings

Written with the eye of a poet though in my opinion it could have ended three paragraphs earlier.  Marvellous wordcraft -  example: a reason Carly says no to a joint is how could she explain the ‘never ending dance of giggles’ to her parents?

My Mother’s Knives by Christina Hoag

Mary Grace is disillusioned turning her from a latent sociopath to bloody butchery. Not to be read if you live in an apartment, hotel, block of flats, a shared house, anywhere except an isolated cottage. Even then… Yes, scary – rather obvious – but well written.

The Dream Catcher by David W. Landrum

Victims speaking from their grave giving away their murderer always makes for an interesting and macabre plot, especially when elaborated with Native American lore. Too much Tell spoilt it a little for me, but the moodiness is captured well.

The Demon Smiles by Rick McQuiston

I would have engaged more with this night-exploring-an-empty-factory tale if it didn’t head hop so much. Having said that it is spooky with an unpredictable ending.

Outside Her Bedroom Window by Brian Medof

I feel for Linda, trying to slip into escapist sleep yet disturbed and perturbed by unnatural sounds. Conflict, resolution – or is it? A worthy read.

On One Condition by B. A. Sans

An inheritance to dream of, but the dream turns to a nightmare but with a fiendishly unusual endgame. Well-written – a keeper.

For Rachel (With special thanks to Ed Gorman) by Brian J. Smith

In my top three in this collection. Great use of all the senses and one of the few employing colour. Action combined with sustained tension, and it isn’t quite finished. Well done.

Halloween Lights by Anna Taborska

The plot isn’t new but the writing of it is unique and intriguing. Written as if Anna wore a camera on her shoulder, the reader is there all the way. Exquisite.

Delete Contact? by E. J. Tett

Clever pacing and avoiding the obvious ending added to the pleasure of reading this gem. Poignant for me with my inability to delete my departed father from  my contacts.

Ghost of Roses by Debra Young

When Kyle’s soul mate lover died his mind plays tricks making him unapproachable to concerned friends. But this is no soppy story, it is superbly written, evidenced by clever sensual Show especially in the use of sense of smell and in colour. Thank you, Debra! Also in the metaphors: guilt, an iceberg in his soul, vast, slow, and deeply buried…

In my top three in this anthology.

The Bus Station by Jeani Rector

A humdinger of a ghost-or-is-it tale. A young man kills, but nothing is simple as people, or their bodies, come and go. By the end it becomes clear –mostly. The narrative is engaging along with an expert employment of pace. A terrific read.

Cockroaches by Jeani Rector

It seemed to me that cockroaches deserved my respect for being able to outlive humans, and all mammals, in the event of a global catastrophe such as nuclear war. Luckily, I don’t live in a number 17 as do the unfortunate characters in this story. Capturing the exuberance of youth, Jeani Rector masterfully crafts this story so that it is more than just a horror tale,

The Horror Zine

January 29, 2010 by geoffnelder

Hooray, the postman delivered the second anthology for me to review. This one is getting my juices going already. The title is And Now The Nightmare Begins: The Horror Zine. This is volume one, hopefully of a series edited by Jeani Rector. Luminaries are in there such as Ramsey Campbell, Simon Clark, Joe R Lansdale and Trevor Denyer. I am already shivering having NOT resisted reading the first creepy tale: Folks Don’t Always Come Out Of Ratwitch Cave The Same by Lawrence Barker. If you can’t wait for my review of this spine trembling antho then click away here for US readers and here for UK.

Pleasurable busy-ness

January 29, 2010 by geoffnelder

Besides the enormous gratification of helping my wife to look after our grandson every Tuesday, I’ve had my nose to the keyboard so much I have a permanent smell of plastic in my head. This month I’ve somehow managed to: Finish another edit of the second volume of my SF trilogy, Left Luggage. It’s with Rebecca Pratt, my US agent to tease publishers.

I’ve written a new short story, The Future and Up One, and had it critiqued at the BSFA Orbiters – thanks guys and gals for tough, fair and favoured notes. In return I’ve been critiquing their stories — inspirational, every one.

I’ve started content-editing a fascinating novel based in China and New Zealand by Michael S Fletcher.  Michael, like me was a former client of the sham literary agent, Christopher Hill. We Beyond Hill writers like to help each other out.

My nephew, Ben Bamber, wrote an insightful futuristic thriller a few years ago and available on the web – The Vast And Gruesome Clutch of Our Law. Great title, and now he’s transposed it into a screenplay, and I’ve been editing that. Brian Withecombe, another former Hill agent, has also given advice on it based on his own experience of writiing screenplays. 

I’ve read and advised on a synopsis and first three chapters of a hilarious chicklit novel, Babes and Balls by Kate McCann  – another survivor of shamed literary agent, Christopher Hill. Kate isn’t the same woman whose daughter was tragically abducted in Portugal, but a writer living in the Wirral, not far from me in Chester.

Now I have a small window to write an article for Kalkion, an online SF and horror ezine who have been serializing my SF novel – Exit, Pursued by a Bee at http://kalkion.com/node/645

Good job it’s quiet Friday!

Walking with Oliver

January 27, 2010 by geoffnelder
Oliver’s first outdoor walk

Here’s me walking out on Canterbury Road, Urmston, Manchester with my baby grandson, Oliver. He was so pleased – almost as much as me. He’d only been walking on his own for a week and this is his first outdoor stroll. Oliver was 11 months old when this was taken on teh 18th January.

He could have walked on his own but I felt safer if he held my hand!
Oliver’s birthday is Wednesday 3rd Feb  – ONE already!! 

In Sleeping Beauty’s Bed

January 3, 2010 by geoffnelder

In Sleeping Beauty’s Bed by Mitzi Szereto

Reviewed by Geoff Nelder

Published by Cleis Press, 2009

Paperback 316 pages

ISBN: 978-1-57344-367-8

My review copy of Mitzi Szereto’s erotic fairy tales came sizzling through my letter box in time for me to read over the Christmas period. Of course I was travelling around the UK visiting relatives and many an eyebrow lifted at the sight of the book along with its saucy cover image. For the more prudish relative I explained that I was doing research because each tale has the historical background of the literary and folklore in fascinating detail before we are treated to a fictionalized interpretation by Mitzi herself.  Prurient relatives begged to have a read for themselves.

I have known since my English Literature classes that unadulterated versions of Chaucer (such as the Miller’s Tale) and Shakespeare were more ribald than young eyes were allowed to see. Unlike many historical tomes on the subject, Mitzi Szereto’s prologues to each tale is just long enough to be of academic interest yet short enough to whet appetites.

The story telling is pretty much in the style of the tales you would have heard as a child but with the naughty bits included and with a more subtle adult vocabulary. In some tales such as Rapunzel, a contemporary feel sneaks in.  In most of the stories there are twists you don’t expect. Right from the first story, Cinderella, the Prince on finding the delicious young girl, enjoys her in a most surprising way. Little Red Riding Hood, too is given a treatment beyond the obvious. Reading all fifteen tales along with the vastly informative introduction, will both educate, tease your lateral thinking and excite you.

Readers are reworded with not instant but satisfying gratification. Congratulations to Mitzi Szereto and Cleis Press for this delightful addition to anyone’s erotic bookshelf.

Rhinoceros thinking

December 31, 2009 by geoffnelder

If you recall I was the fiction judge for the prestigious 2009 Whittaker Prize. There were 9 rounds and so 9 winners of fiction and 9 of poetry. They are collected into an anthology. Remember – all the stories in the competition were excellent – this anthology are the stories of the winners. Imagine how wonderful a reading matter this is! My small contribution is a piece on what I learnt as a judge and so advice to competitors in the future. And so to the advert:

NOW AVAILABLE! “The Rhinoceros and His Thoughts: short stories & poetry – the best of the Whittaker Prize 2009″ http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/the-rhinoceros-and-his-thoughts/8043864

Patent Non-Science

December 24, 2009 by geoffnelder

I tinkered with an alternative history short story in which someone very much with Albert Einstein’s bio discovers un-relativity. Steve Upham is the publisher of Screaming Dreams and his SF ezine is released today with a Christmas special.

My Patent Non-Science story is at http://www.screamingdreams.com/ezine/Christmas2009.pdf

Steve says:

The Christmas issue eZine has finally made it online – just in time. Feel free to spread the word and Merry Christmas
everyone.

PDF version :
http://www.screamingdreams.com/ezine/Christmas2009.pdf

Flip Book version :
http://issuu.com/ScreamingDreams/docs/christmas2009?mode=embed&layout=http%3A%2F%2Fskin.issuu.com%2Fv%2Fdark%2Flayout.xml&showFlipBtn=true

In Absentia

December 23, 2009 by geoffnelder

A man thought he had amnesia but it turns out he is a little girl’s imaginary
friend. His urge to stay an entity is the story. Called In Absentia, the story
is the Editor’s Pick story of January 2010 at

http://www.thehorrorzine.com/Fiction/January/Geoff%20Nelder.html

It was critiqued at both the excellent Cafe Doom and the BSFA Orbiters group.

There’s a good reason for this image in the story.

Clean up

December 19, 2009 by geoffnelder

Once a week I put writing to one side and become inspired, with my wife, looking after 10-month-old baby Oliver. Like most babies in Manchester he has a ton of fancy pants toys but which one does he like best? Books, of course. Especially the stiff card pages he can turn, then open up hidden flaps to see what’s behind, and to look through holes. Hungry Caterpillar gets him making Ooooo sounds every time.

But what’s this? Are we being slave-drivers, child usurpers? Doubt it, but check it out for yourself. What’s certain that of the large toys he has, this is the only one at which he cries when it stops and is put away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lk-4GhZIaw&feature=autofb